- 1. What do you do with a dead violist?
- 有个中提琴手死了咋办？
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- 2. How do you keep a violist from drowning?
- 怎样防止中提琴手溺水？
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- 3. Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?
- 为什么中提琴手演奏时背后不能放把刀？
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- 4. Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
- 你听说过不跑调的中提琴手么？
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- 5. How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
- 要怎么才能知道一个中提琴手走调了？
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- 6. What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
- 女裁缝和中提琴手有什么区别呢？
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- 7. Now Jacob Adams is a professional violist here in New Haven.
- 现在到雅各布·亚当斯，他是来自纽海文的职业中提琴手。
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- 8. How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
- 怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢？
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- 9. Did you hear about the violist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
- 你听说有个中提琴手号称能拉32分音符吗？
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- 10. If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers).
- 如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下，谁先落地？(两个答案)。
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- 11. A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first, and why?
- 一个指挥家和一个中提琴手站在路当中，你先碾哪个？为什么？
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- 12. Even so, some people, including some musicians and violist themselves, have made a dig at it by creating jokes.
- 即便如此，仍然有些人，包括些许音乐家，甚至中提琴乐手本身，都以创笑话来挖苦中提琴在管弦乐团里的身份。
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- 13. And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
- 他是位中提琴手，不是小提琴手，但提琴的原理都很相近，跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。
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- 14. And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
- 他是位中提琴手，不是小提琴手，但提琴的原理都很相近，跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。
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