1. What do you do with a dead violist?
有个中提琴手死了咋办?

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2. How do you keep a violist from drowning?
怎样防止中提琴手溺水?

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3. Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?
为什么中提琴手演奏时背后不能放把刀?

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4. Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
你听说过不跑调的中提琴手么?

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5. How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
要怎么才能知道一个中提琴手走调了?

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6. What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
女裁缝和中提琴手有什么区别呢?

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7. Now Jacob Adams is a professional violist here in New Haven.
现在到雅各布·亚当斯,他是来自纽海文的职业中提琴手。

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8. How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢?

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9. Did you hear about the violist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
你听说有个中提琴手号称能拉32分音符吗?

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10. If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers).
如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下,谁先落地?(两个答案)。

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11. A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road, which one do you run over first, and why?
一个指挥家和一个中提琴手站在路当中,你先碾哪个?为什么?

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12. Even so, some people, including some musicians and violist themselves, have made a dig at it by creating jokes.
即便如此,仍然有些人,包括些许音乐家,甚至中提琴乐手本身,都以创笑话来挖苦中提琴在管弦乐团里的身份。

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13. And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
他是位中提琴手,不是小提琴手,但提琴的原理都很相近,跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。

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14. And he is a violist, not a violinist, but the principle here is pretty much the same, so tell us about the construction of the instrument.
他是位中提琴手,不是小提琴手,但提琴的原理都很相近,跟我们讲解下乐器的结构吧。

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